How about a pipe smoking, turban wearing, Zoltar the Monkey?! warning: only feed him three bananas a day. He will try to talk you into more than that, but you have to stay firm. Oh and never feed him after midnight, don’t get him wet, and keep him out of the sun, it will kill him. Good luck. This Curbside T is 4.2 ounces of super duper soft 35/65 combed ringspun cotton/polyester.